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A Haggis! A Translation

Fair is your honest happy face
Great chieftain of the pudding race
Above them all you take your place
Stomach, tripe or guts
Well are you worthy of a grace
As long as my arm

The groaning platter there you fill
Your buttocks like a distant hill
Your skewer would help to repair a mill
In time of need
While through your pores the juices emerge
Like amber beads

His knife having seen hard labour wipes
And cuts you up with great skill
Digging into your gushing insides bright
Like any ditch
And then oh what a glorious sight
Warm steaming, rich

Then spoon for spoon
They stretch and strive
Devil take the last man, on they drive
Until all their well swollen bellies
Are bent like drums
Then, the old gent most likely to rift (burp)
Be thanked, mumbles

Is there that over his French Ragout
Or olio that would sicken a pig
Or fricassee would make her vomit
With perfect disgust
Looks down with a sneering scornful opinion
On such a dinner

Poor devil, see him over his trash
As week as a withered rush (reed)
His spindle-shank a good whiplash
His clenched fist.the size of a nut.
Through a bloody flood and battle field to dash
Oh how unfit

But take note of the strong haggis fed Scot
The trembling earth resounds his tread
Clasped in his large fist a blade
He’ll make it whistle
And legs and arms and heads he will cut off
Like the tops of thistles

You powers who make mankind your care
And dish them out their meals
Old Scotland wants no watery food
That splashes in dishes
But if you wish her grateful prayer
Give her a haggis!

Thank you, World Burns Club:
http://www.worldburnsclub.com

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The Great Hiatus

Where have I been? What have I been doing?

If the photos are to be believed:

I met the President.

2009 Nov. Fritz Klein, Lincoln

Marched in a zombie parade, aka Ghouls Gone Wild featuring The Flaming Lips and the march of 1000 Skeletons.

Learned come colonial kung-fu (and grew sideburns. I look more like a pirate. *sigh*).

Visited a cemetery for circus folk.

Had a light-sabre duel at the office Festivus party (it was our Feat of Strength this year).

Festivus 09

Basically, I’ve been larking off. My apologies. From now on, more book talk from yours truly. Speaking of book-talk, more specifically, a book story, I’ve got a whopper I’ve been holding on to since summer time, and in many ways is still unfolding.

So don’t delete me from your reader just yet. There is more to come!

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Roger Mifflin’s Personal Library


Roger Mifflin
Originally uploaded by Exile Bibliophile

I love LibraryThing. I know there are other websites to catalog the books you read or own or have ever looked at (judging some), but Library Thing really understands people who love books. One of my favorite features is the libraries of famous folks. People like Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Ernest Hemingway, Marilyn Monroe, and Tupac have had their personal libraries cataloged for the curious.

These Legacy Libraries, as they’re known, are group cataloging projects usually undertaken by many members. The Legacy Library project has been going for a couple of years (or so), and the contents are amazing! You can explore the discussions and see what libraries are included so far here: http://www.librarything.com/groups/iseedeadpeoplesbooks.

And, if you have recorded your own library (like I have), you can compare books. The first 200 books are free, after that, you have to buy a membership, which has a $25 for life level which I bought a long time ago, and it has paid for itself many, many times over.

If there’s one thing Library Thing loves, it’s statistics. For instance, I now know I share 55 books with Ernest Hemingway, but only 5 with Sir Walter Scott.

Another person, rather, character, I share 5 books with is Roger Mifflin. Haven’t heard of him? Maybe it’s been a while, but Mr. Mifflin is the owner/ operator of Parnassus on Wheels and The Haunted Bookshop, both books by Christopher Morley.

I read both books while enjoying the Great Christmas Eve Blizzard of 2009 (record snowfall in Oklahoma!), and noted the books mentioned that belonged to Mifflin, or references the character made that could be traced to a specific book. Then I created a catalog of Roger’s personal library and voila, we now have our first fictional library among the Legacy Libraries. You can compare your books with Roger’s here: http://www.librarything.com/profile/RogerMifflinLibrary.

Also, in the vein of Christopher Morley, whom I truly adore —

Happy Birthday Sherlock Holmes! Today, January 6th, is widely recognized to be the master detective’s date of birth. Morley, of course, was a huge fan of Sherlock Holmes and was a founder of the Baker Street Irregulars, one of the more famous bibliophile societies in the USA.

If you’ve seen the new Sherlock Holmes movie, get out and find one of the books. I did. I found a small stack at my local used bookstore for under a few bucks. All of them are quick, fun reads. I’ll celebrate Sherlock’s birthday by continuing to read The Valley of Fear, which I’ve never read before and am enjoying.

What about you, gentle reader? Do you have a favorite Sherlock Holmes read? Let me know in the comments! 

About the Author: Benjamin L. Clark writes and works as a museum curator.

Happy Bloomsday All!


James Joyce
Originally uploaded by renerotterdam

Today, June 16th, is the day that “Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.” Today is the setting for Joyce’s masterpiece Ulysses, known the world over as Bloomsday. Were I a thinking man, I would have planned a Bibliophiles of Oklahoma to-do today. I think I said that last year. *Sigh*

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Half Price Books – OKC

The new Half Price Books store at 6500 and N. May Ave. opens TODAY! Basically, it is at the NE corner of 63rd and May. Be sure to go to the website and sign up for their emails. I got a 20% off my purchase coupon in my email, and I found another in the Daily Oklahoman on Sunday. Head on over and check it out! Don’t forget, you can also find used books at several bookstores around the metro.

Book Sales This Weekend

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Just a reminder, there are a couple great book sales this weekend in the OKC metro area. The Friends of the Library Sale for the Univ. of Central Oklahoma (UCO) begins today, Friday the 17th, at 12pm and closes at 8 tonight. Today is members only day, but you can join at the door for a very modest sum. It is also open Saturday the 18th, 12p – 8p. The sale is taking place at the library on the UCO campus in Edmond.

The other sale is sponsored by the Yukon Public Library. April 17-18, Friday 9am – 7pm and Saturday 9am – 3pm. This sale is taking place at the old Central School in Yukon at 6th and Oak. If you see me there, be sure to say hello!
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Happy Easter Everyone!

I like Easter. In Oklahoma, it means Spring is sproinging its onslaught of Tornadoes and wild fires. There’s nothing like the smell of cyclonic burning carnage to remind you of renewal. I also like time with family and friends, the Red Cross, the good food, and of course… the vintage ephemera.

Booksellers were known for selling all kinds of paper goods, including Easter cards, as advertised on this atypical square trade card from the late 1800s. Although he doesn’t say where he conducts business beyond Main St., Mr. Allyn published a book, The Battle of Groton Heights in 1882 in New London, CT.

If you’re looking for information on an American bookseller, bookbinder or printer, or have any book trade ephemera you want to share with the world, get on over to flickr and post it to the American Book Trade Index.

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Looming Book Sales APRIL 17-19


It’s that time of the year again. I’ve received my postcard in the mail to remind me of the 9th Annual Booksale APRIL 17-19 supporting of the Friends of the UCO Library. If you remember last year, I went and had a good time, including (but not limited to) finding a chocolate chip in the spine of a book. It’s so cheap to join, you should go. After all, if Walter Benjamin taught us anything, it’s books can be anywhere. It will also be a chance to take in their exhibit Books that Change Lives now on display.

The UCO sale will be Friday-Sunday, 12pm – 8pm, each day. Friday is Friends Only, but you can join for as little as $5. I will certainly be there.

That same weekend, there is another book sale in Yukon, OK, west of the OKC metro. The sale is held by the Mabel C. Fry Library, but it will be at the YMAC building at 6th and Oak. YMAC being the Yukon Museum and Art Center, which is the converted old Central School building. A peek at Google Maps, it looks like it is on the NW corner of that intersection.

It will only be held on APRIL 17-18, Friday 9am – 7pm and Saturday 9am – 3pm. Since I didn’t know much about it, and had not been to this sale before, I called them. The librarian I spoke to said that the friends group has hosted the sale for at least the 8 years she’s been there, except last year. So, they have two years worth of booksale books to unload, and this year in particular the books have “been flowing in”. A bonus, there is no cost to attend the sale, even on Friday.

In Bibliophiles of Oklahoma news, we have scheduled our April meeting for the 23rd. Email me for time and place.

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Cross Border Raid for Books

Every bibliophile wants to hunt at Larry McMurtry’s Booked Up in Archer City, Texas. At least you should. It was my pleasure to organize such a trip for the toddling Bibliophiles of Oklahoma back in January.
 
Photo by the author: Storefront of Booked Up, Inc., No. 1
 

If you’ve not heard of Booked Up, it is a world-class book mine in an unlikely place. McMurtry has bought and sold books for decades. Sure, he’s a Pulitzer Prize/Oscar-winning writer, but in interviews and his recent memoir Books , he’s just another bibliophile bookseller. McMurtry’s purpose for relocating to his ancestral home was to establish an American book town (without a festival, which, “is the last thing I want”, according to McMurtry). A fantastic interview spelling out his motivations and ideas on Nigel Beale’s Biblio File is here.


For most book collectors, Archer City may as well be on the moon, but for we few book lovers shouting in the hinterlands, it is our Shangri La. We don’t have a Strand, a Powell’s, or a CODEX book fair. Having journeyed to Booked Up a few times before, I served as the bibliosherpa, along with Lynn Wienck of Chisholm Trail Bookstore, who is even more familiar with the environs of the Red River country.

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For the Bibliophiles of Oklahoma, this was our most well-attended event, so we will certainly go again, perhaps in early autumn. North Texas can be merciless in the summer. For our trip, at the end of January, the weather was pleasant, though crisp. It looks chilly in the photos, right? All of our members found additions to their collections. Not too hard when a dozen ravenous bibliophiles descend on 400-500,000 quality books. Everyone also saw items that surprised them. For me, it was a very nice (bargain!) copy of The Great Gatsby for my Modern Library collection. One spouse that was dragged along was surprised how such a large number of books could be so well organized, well-lit, and clean. Her one complaint was that the 10′ shelves were too tall for her. An example is below. This is where I spent more than half my day, in the Books About Books section. Yes, nearly that entire run visible, all 10′ high, are Books About Books — publishing memoirs, bibliographies, and other wonderous treasures.

When it comes to surprises, you don’t have to take my word for it. John C. Roberts, a member of the esteemed Caxton Club of Chicago, published a fantastic article in the January issue of the Caxtonian about his own southern sojourn from Chicago. Even this more established collector of modern firsts found surprises.

Photo by the author: The Books About Books section

There are a few practical considerations weighing a trip to Booked Up.

You won’t go there “passing through” to somewhere else. For many collectors, Archer City can be a destination. Really.


Virtually none of the inventory, which is hand-selected by McMurtry for quality, is online. None. And, perhaps as many as 500,000 books, no junk. None.


Wear layers. There is little/no heating or air-conditioning in the four buildings, and north Texas can have erratic weather. The buildings are a little spread out.


According to the signs posted about, books are organized Erratically/ Impressionistically/ Whimsically/ Open to Interpretation. Moby Dick could be in American Fiction, Animals, Nautical, Fishing & Hunting, Travel, etc.

Photo by the author: Storefront of Booked Up, Inc., No. 2


As of this writing, they still accept major credit cards and cash.

If you go with a group, bring your own water and synchronize watches. Cell service is spotty at best.

For those of you who went, leave a comment below to make everyone jealous to go with us next time!

 

 

About the Author: Benjamin L. Clark writes and works as a museum curator.

Shamrocks and Roses

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The lovely shamrock image at right is another “one that got away”, but as I’m working on a label for myself, I’m drawing some inspiration from it. The image is from an 1894 advertising cover.

J. Horace McFarland (1859-1948) was born on September 29th in McAlisterville, Pennsylvania. He was the son of Union Civil War colonel George F. McFarland. In 1865 his father, a returning Civil War hero, moved the family to Harrisburg and started a printing company and a nursery.

At the age of twelve and with only four years of formal education, McFarland went to work in his father’s printing shop. In 1878, at age nineteen, McFarland opened his own printing business Mount Pleasant Press and began to publish gardening and seed catalogs. The press was devoted primarily to horticultural printing. Realizing that woodcuts did not adequately represent the plants, he started to explore the use of photography. By 1894, he was experimenting with color photography and his company had become America’s premier publisher of gardening catalogs, with what may have been the first color photographs produced in the US. The success of his publishing business provided McFarland with wealth and security and freed him to engage extensively in the philanthropy and civic activism he loved.

McFarland helped organize the defense of Niagara Falls from development efforts by power companies, worked with the famous environmental preservationist John Muir to protect Yosemite National Park. He wrote more than a dozen books on roses and made the American Rose Society a world-renowned institution. As president, he established a method of rose identification and registration that is still in use today. He was also a founder and president of the American Rose Society.

Thanks, Wikipedia and Pugsley Award

About the Author: Benjamin L. Clark writes and works as a museum curator.